I dont feel anything until noon. Then its time for my nap. Bob Hope. Example speeches, we also have a couple of birthday speech examples - 18th/ 21st Birthday Speech Example 1, example of 18th/ 21st Birthday Speech, birthday speech by a parent. Generally I say, what's the big deal? By the time you've had over thirty, there should be a cease and desist order against them. They're not unusual. Everybody has them and at the same rate as everybody else - one a year. Birthday Jokes, artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade. The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once.
So before I'm forcibly shut-up, I'll do it myself. In conclusion, please raise your glasses to Alan, to friendship and to birthdays. May you have many more." Let's get your speech written Now it's your turn to write a birthday speech, go back to the page on how to write a speech and begin. And today I'm gladly putting aside my grumbles about birthday speeches, balloons, presents and silly hats, to honor you. Alan, you've reached the 50 milestone. 50 birthdays, that's a whole lot of living. Enough to establish the character of a man, to know who he is. And I've known you through about 30 of them. So what I want to know is, when are you going to give up the idea that you're a surfer?