It made things so much easier.
Assignments? What assignments? You think, you think, you flip threw your notes, and then finally, in the bottom corner of the page next to your sunflower doodle is your homework assignment.
True story: My professor actually asked to see a death certificate when a girl skipped a few classes after losing a family member. Now, she was telling the truth, but you arent.
So be sure not to use one of these 1. The dog ate it. The oldest excuse in the book. Teachers can see this one coming from a mile away. But its particularly difficult to pull off in college because more likely than not, youre not allowed to have pets in the dorm rooms.
And wont that be uncomfortable. 5. Im in love with you. Im not going to lie, I was watching reruns of. Friends, the later years, and it was the episode when Rosss student pretends to be in love with him to get out of a failing grade on his midterm.
Its a Friday morning. Your alarm goes off for the tenth time. You look at the clock and realize youve hit the snooze button well into the first five minutes of your ever dreaded Friday morning class, which youre only taking because it was the only thing open when you were finally able to register. They just raise their eyebrows at you and give you that look like, really, your assignment just up and vanished into thin air? How odd. Look as shocked and confused as you want to, but chances are your professors will know whats what.
(It was.) When were we given this assignment? (Two weeks ago.) Shouldnt you have made sure we were all aware of these due dates? Now heres why this excuse will never work.